We have found this video of San­ta­Con check it out (and sup­port our spon­sors!)
Sorry for sell­ing out but we need to get some rev­enue in (take a half a sec­ond and click on any ads, it will help us a ton, thank you).

Done as a per­sonal ode to Laugh­ing Squid and The Port­land San­ta­Con Documentary.

Here is the arti­cle (every­one thank ThatElise­Girl, yes just thank her out loud right now, she can hear you),

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/around-town/events/Santa-Claus-Is-Coming-to-Town–79543427.html

They even linked a pretty amaz­ing web­site first thing!

For Live Footage (every­one thank Dr. M):

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/around-town/events/Santarchy_Takes_Over_San_Diego.html

Note that Both Dr. M and The Night Beast have skill­fully evaded NBC’s camera’s. Although you can hear the Rein­Beast (Night Beast’s hol­i­day per­sona) yelling “Ho Ho Ho” at the Santa’s at (1:30).

The weather out­side wasn’t fright­ful, but the San­tas were so delightful.

San­tas gath­ered and an under­cover detec­tive doc­u­mented the deba­cle. The detec­tive never reported back for duty and the cam­era was later found in his aban­doned down­town apart­ment. The video is being restored and edited by our crack team of A/V spe­cial­ists. If you have video or pho­to­graphic evi­dence of a Santa sight­ing please elec­tronic mail it to Dr. M at changecolours@gmail.com .

Ho Ho HO

Santa is start­ing at Bal­boa Park by the foun­tain and work­ing up through Banker’s Hill and Hill­crest. Santa prefers to drink at Nunu’s, Trac­tor Room, Mo’s, and The Ruby Room. If you can’t find Santa call or text the hot­line 503–333-3681.

Crazy New Yorker Santas

Santa’s, elves, and drunk­ards gath­ered around a cov­ered pool table at the Ruby Room on Sun­day to par­take in what one bystander said was “The great toy mas­sacre of 2009″.

These cacoph­o­n­ist caroler’s, these unholy hedo­nists, the naughty noel mak­ers cre­ated what they called “toys” for all the good boys and girls of the word. Lit­tle did every­one know that there were no more good boys or girls left as Santa Beast posted the naughty list on the door of The Ruby Room and it con­tained every­one. There is no “Nice” list. These toys were melted, maimed, mutated, and cut into pieces by a Neuro surgeon’s Dremel tool.

Moral was kept up in the sweat­shop by the con­stant flow of beer and whiskey to the sub­mis­sive elves. The beer was called “Vel­vet Merkin” which is a fit­ting name for what one elf attached to the crotch region of a muti­lated Bar­bie doll.

San­ta­Con is this Sat­ur­day. Come out and say “Ho HO RAWR!”

Santa’s helper’s have been naughty

Santa (aka Kris Kringle) known in San Diego as the “Jolly Red Marauder” just said that he is “Sick of the fuck­ing cold ass North Pole” and in between long swigs from an unla­beled whiskey bot­tle he con­tin­ues “Mrs. Claus is being a sore bitch, I think she is always on the rag… I’m just sick of it.”

Santa turns to find one of his many lit­tle elves (aka Santa’s Lit­tle Helpers) passed out. After a few swift kicks to the chest the elf rises up slowly and scam­pers off curs­ing under his breath.

This Sun­day Santa will be at The Ruby Room. Due to it’s very red theme and it’s avail­abil­ity of tall cans of Santa’s Blue Rib­bon with a Merry lit­tle shot of Whiskey. Santa has moved his work­shop to Hillcrest.

Since most of the elves are passed out drunk or try­ing to score at Flick’s it seems that Santa needs help mak­ing gifts for all the naughty boys and girls.

Gift cre­at­ing sta­tions include:

*Santa Beast’s Zom­bie stuffed ani­mal sta­tion where you can make cute ani­mals into hor­ri­ble zom­bies.
*The nefar­i­ous Dr M. has sup­plied some tools to “enhance” plas­tic and ceramic fig­ures which may resem­ble Bar­bie get­ting a nose job in Tijuana.
* Sac­ri­le­gious Santa will be up to no good help­ing out the evil Doc­tor and the deranged Hol­i­day Night Beast.
*Also fan favorite and local leg­end Piratey Santa may make an appear­ance if she is not pil­lag­ing and plun­der­ing else­where and she is not busy sit­ting on Santa’s lap will be help­ing gift wrap coal for all the naughty boys and girls.

It starts at Happy Hour (6pm) and ends when all the Santa’s Pass out.