Here is the arti­cle (every­one thank ThatElise­Girl, yes just thank her out loud right now, she can hear you),

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/around-town/events/Santa-Claus-Is-Coming-to-Town–79543427.html

They even linked a pretty amaz­ing web­site first thing!

For Live Footage (every­one thank Dr. M):

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/around-town/events/Santarchy_Takes_Over_San_Diego.html

Note that Both Dr. M and The Night Beast have skill­fully evaded NBC’s camera’s. Although you can hear the Rein­Beast (Night Beast’s hol­i­day per­sona) yelling “Ho Ho Ho” at the Santa’s at (1:30).

The weather out­side wasn’t fright­ful, but the San­tas were so delightful.

San­tas gath­ered and an under­cover detec­tive doc­u­mented the deba­cle. The detec­tive never reported back for duty and the cam­era was later found in his aban­doned down­town apart­ment. The video is being restored and edited by our crack team of A/V spe­cial­ists. If you have video or pho­to­graphic evi­dence of a Santa sight­ing please elec­tronic mail it to Dr. M at changecolours@gmail.com .

Ho Ho HO

Santa is start­ing at Bal­boa Park by the foun­tain and work­ing up through Banker’s Hill and Hill­crest. Santa prefers to drink at Nunu’s, Trac­tor Room, Mo’s, and The Ruby Room. If you can’t find Santa call or text the hot­line 503–333-3681.

Crazy New Yorker Santas

Santa’s, elves, and drunk­ards gath­ered around a cov­ered pool table at the Ruby Room on Sun­day to par­take in what one bystander said was “The great toy mas­sacre of 2009″.

These cacoph­o­n­ist caroler’s, these unholy hedo­nists, the naughty noel mak­ers cre­ated what they called “toys” for all the good boys and girls of the word. Lit­tle did every­one know that there were no more good boys or girls left as Santa Beast posted the naughty list on the door of The Ruby Room and it con­tained every­one. There is no “Nice” list. These toys were melted, maimed, mutated, and cut into pieces by a Neuro surgeon’s Dremel tool.

Moral was kept up in the sweat­shop by the con­stant flow of beer and whiskey to the sub­mis­sive elves. The beer was called “Vel­vet Merkin” which is a fit­ting name for what one elf attached to the crotch region of a muti­lated Bar­bie doll.

San­ta­Con is this Sat­ur­day. Come out and say “Ho HO RAWR!”